When someone gets really close to you and they have bad breath…
you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head
uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down
being a human is so weird
THE DVD LOGO HIT THE CORNER, THE CORNERRRRR.
so many concerts, not enough money
When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend